GEORGE CLOONEY: Hi, I'm George Clooney, the Sexiest Man Alive(tm)!
EWAN: Uh, yeah, I don't think you need to constantly
introduce yourself that way.
GEORGE: My shrink says that I should. Hey, uh, Ewan?
GEORGE: What...the hell is up with your pants?
EWAN: It's trendy and casual, and fashion-forward.
GEORGE: But...it makes you look a little stumpy. No offense.
EWAN: None taken. I'm European
so you see, I have to be EDGY AND COOL.
GEORGE: Technically, Ireland isn't part of Europe.
EWAN: I'M SCOTTISH.
GEORGE: Do the Scots own a decent pair of shoes?
GEORGE: I'm just saying; this is a relatively fancy to-do. I'm in a suit, for crying out loud.
EWAN: You're ALWAYS in a suit.
GEORGE: They say I am this generation's Cary Grant.
EWAN: Who says that?
GEORGE: People. People say it. All the time. And let me tell you, my friend, Cary Grant would never be caught dead in sneakers and jeans that are like, seven inches too long for him.
EWAN: Cary Grant wasn't EDGY and EURO like me.
GEORGE: He was also like, 6'1", so he would have towered over you.
EWAN: I'm practically 5'11"!
GEORGE: Uh...okay. Wait...are you wearing Cary Grant's jeans
GEORGE: That would explain why the legs are so long.
EWAN: Fuck off. Seriously. I AM EDGY AND COOL.
GEORGE: And I am the Sexiest Man Alive(tm)!
EWAN: If you say so, Dapper Dan.